- Ditse nag-Dye!
Pati pala ang Ditse mega-prepare sa wedding. Sang-ayon sa mga bubuwit, e nagpa-manicure, pedicure, nagpagupit at nagpatina pa pala siya. Nice!
- Abay nagpagawa ng sariling gown dahil sa katabaan????
trulili mga ka-PB. nung sinukat daw ng hitad ang kanyang gownsung, wis magkasya, so dali-dali syang may-i-run to the neighborhood tailoring para magpa-alter. Kaso dahil sa sobrang ka-jubaan nya, wa chance magkasya. So may I pagawa na lang siya ng sariling gown, with new tela and new design. At nag-diet pa raw siya sa lagay nun!
- Brand New SUV
Mga ka-PB, narinig nyo ba kung sino ang bumili ng Brand New Car para lang sa wedding? Ay di nga pala car, SUV pala. Meron pang TV at GPS. How sosi naman. Syempre hindi ang groom or bride, di ba nga dollar ang gusto nila dahil di sila titira sa Pilipinas. Gusto nyo ng clue?
Friday, October 23, 2009
Best Restaurants in Asia and the Philippines
Good news is that 2 Filipino restaurants made it to the highly-prestigious Miele Guide this year. At #17 is Antonio's at Tagaytay and at #18 is Aubergine.
Antonio's at Tagaytay was already in the list last year, so great to see it again this year. Antonio's is famous for its mouth-watering steaks. It is rather expensive though =). Be prepared to pay ~P2,000 per person. Example: Grilled Pepper Sirloin Steak is around P1,600, and their famous appetizer sampler is P1,500. Pero again it is really worth it.
Aubergine, sabi na nga ba is #2 best restaurant in the Philippines. Na-blog na rin dati ito. Sobrang OK talaga dito, and I foresee this moving up in this list. Here is the previous post: http://pamilyabanal.blogspot.com/2009/08/aubergine.html
Rounding up the Top 5 restos in the Philippines are:
#3) Mamou @ Serendra. Dito di masyado mahal. Very creative menu including a personal favorite duck meal. Some of their meals are the "Toppings"-type, so really simple pero masarap. Ah, nga pala merong seating hours dito ha. Yes!, parang sine. So di ka basta-basta papasok na lang.
#4) Abe @ Serendra. One of the best restaurants offering regional Filipino cuisine. Meron din silang exotic dishes. Favorite namin dito lalo na pag may bisitang mga foreigners.
#5) Sala near British Embassy and PLDT Office in Makati. I am pleasantly surprised that this made the list. But deservingly so. Not many people know about this place. Pero malapit kasi ito sa office namin, so madalas kami dito. Pag nagawi kayo sa area, must try. At tawagan nyo ko, para kain tayo.
Puro South ang Top 5 restos in the Philippines. Asa ibaba ang mga restaurants which earned special mention. Nagulat ako sa Italiannis! (haha, ewan bakit naging best restaurant ito). Pero nice na andito ang Bale Dutung sa Angeles (na-blog na natin dati) at ang Cav (na-blog na rin natin dito), na aming favorite tambayan.
Happy Eating!
The Miele Guide 2009-2010
Others that made the list (in alphabetical order):
Apartment 1B
Bale Dutung
Bigby’s Cafe and Restaurant
C2 Classic Cuisine
Cav
Cirkulo
Elbert’s Steak Room
The Highlands China Palace
Italianni’s
L’Opera Ristorante Italiano
La Regalade
Le Souffle at Fernando’s
Lili
Lolo Dad’s Cafe
Old Swiss Inn
People’s Palace
Restaurant Verbena
Shang Palace
Som’s Noodle House
Sonya’s Garden
Tsumura Sushi Bar & Restaurant
Antonio's at Tagaytay was already in the list last year, so great to see it again this year. Antonio's is famous for its mouth-watering steaks. It is rather expensive though =). Be prepared to pay ~P2,000 per person. Example: Grilled Pepper Sirloin Steak is around P1,600, and their famous appetizer sampler is P1,500. Pero again it is really worth it.
Aubergine, sabi na nga ba is #2 best restaurant in the Philippines. Na-blog na rin dati ito. Sobrang OK talaga dito, and I foresee this moving up in this list. Here is the previous post: http://pamilyabanal.blogspot.com/2009/08/aubergine.html
Rounding up the Top 5 restos in the Philippines are:
#3) Mamou @ Serendra. Dito di masyado mahal. Very creative menu including a personal favorite duck meal. Some of their meals are the "Toppings"-type, so really simple pero masarap. Ah, nga pala merong seating hours dito ha. Yes!, parang sine. So di ka basta-basta papasok na lang.
#4) Abe @ Serendra. One of the best restaurants offering regional Filipino cuisine. Meron din silang exotic dishes. Favorite namin dito lalo na pag may bisitang mga foreigners.
#5) Sala near British Embassy and PLDT Office in Makati. I am pleasantly surprised that this made the list. But deservingly so. Not many people know about this place. Pero malapit kasi ito sa office namin, so madalas kami dito. Pag nagawi kayo sa area, must try. At tawagan nyo ko, para kain tayo.
Puro South ang Top 5 restos in the Philippines. Asa ibaba ang mga restaurants which earned special mention. Nagulat ako sa Italiannis! (haha, ewan bakit naging best restaurant ito). Pero nice na andito ang Bale Dutung sa Angeles (na-blog na natin dati) at ang Cav (na-blog na rin natin dito), na aming favorite tambayan.
Happy Eating!
The Miele Guide 2009-2010
Others that made the list (in alphabetical order):
Apartment 1B
Bale Dutung
Bigby’s Cafe and Restaurant
C2 Classic Cuisine
Cav
Cirkulo
Elbert’s Steak Room
The Highlands China Palace
Italianni’s
L’Opera Ristorante Italiano
La Regalade
Le Souffle at Fernando’s
Lili
Lolo Dad’s Cafe
Old Swiss Inn
People’s Palace
Restaurant Verbena
Shang Palace
Som’s Noodle House
Sonya’s Garden
Tsumura Sushi Bar & Restaurant
Thursday, October 22, 2009
2 Days
Bakit parang di kayo masyado excited sa Wedding? Hahaha. Sa Sabado, i-tsi-tsismis ko sa inyo kung sino ang mga na-imbyerna hahaha. Kinakabahan ata ang mga tao sa bagyong parating.
Ako may damit na. I have a brand new shirt, brand new tie, brand new belt, and brand new shoes. Asteeeg! Ang suit ko di masyado brand new hehe. I have an ash-colored suit. I wear black/dark suit on evening affairs. Eto umaga na nga garden setting pa. At saka di bagay ang black sa aking pink shirt and pink and blue tie, hahaha.
Malamang mag-hotel kami Friday night. Kasi nga napakalayo naman ng venue sa bahay namin. At since sobrang aga ng kasal, wala talaga kaming pag-asang umabot on time, considering the SLEX traffic. Unless gusto naming maabutan ang bigayan ng give-away, best option para sa amin e mag-stay in Metro Manila. Buti na lang may available na rooms sa Shang-rila bukas! (pero di kami mag-stay dun).
Interestingly, ang no.1 sa poll natin (in terms of wedding excitement) ay: Church Procession, Itsura ng mga guests at Makita ang kamag-anak! Ayos! gumastos pa sa damit at gumising ng maaga, e gusto nyo lang palang makita ang mga kamag-anak. E sana nagkita-kita na lang tayo isang weekend at nagkainan di ba.
I agree, exciting talaga ang Church Procession. Ako inaabangan ko talaga kung sino ang hindi maglalakad. hahaha. Puwede ring kung sino ang matatalisod. Amazing talaga ang church procession sa weddings, kasi nga todo effort ang lahat para gumanda at pumogi. So abangan natin ang mga taga-Gapan na malamang ay nagpakulot na at nagpa-tina. Ang mga taga-Pulilan na kung hindi nag-ahit ay nag-tina ng bigote. At ang mga taga-Santan na siguradong over-dressed. Pero sabagay, OK lang na exag ang damit. At least ngayon di na ko puwedeng humirit ng "Ano yang suot mo? saan ka pupunta? sa Kasal?!". E sa kasal naman pupunta. Excited na ang PB Blog para parangalan ang mga best japorms at syempre ang okrayan.
Iiyak kaya si Tito Jim? O matutuwa?
Iiyak kaya si Tita Vangie?
Masaya kaya si Joshua, dahil sya na talaga ang magiging tagapagmana ng ErikaJoy Empire?
Magiging kamukha kaya ni Tiyong si Erap o si Paquito Diaz?
Alam na nating bongga ang damit ni Tiyang, pero bonggang blue? bonggang white? o kulay bonggang-villa?
May paki kaya si JE?
Ano kayang kulay ng damit ni Shiela?
Pustahan tayo maglalakad si Ashlie. Si Andrei, di ko sure hahaha.
Ako may damit na. I have a brand new shirt, brand new tie, brand new belt, and brand new shoes. Asteeeg! Ang suit ko di masyado brand new hehe. I have an ash-colored suit. I wear black/dark suit on evening affairs. Eto umaga na nga garden setting pa. At saka di bagay ang black sa aking pink shirt and pink and blue tie, hahaha.
Malamang mag-hotel kami Friday night. Kasi nga napakalayo naman ng venue sa bahay namin. At since sobrang aga ng kasal, wala talaga kaming pag-asang umabot on time, considering the SLEX traffic. Unless gusto naming maabutan ang bigayan ng give-away, best option para sa amin e mag-stay in Metro Manila. Buti na lang may available na rooms sa Shang-rila bukas! (pero di kami mag-stay dun).
Interestingly, ang no.1 sa poll natin (in terms of wedding excitement) ay: Church Procession, Itsura ng mga guests at Makita ang kamag-anak! Ayos! gumastos pa sa damit at gumising ng maaga, e gusto nyo lang palang makita ang mga kamag-anak. E sana nagkita-kita na lang tayo isang weekend at nagkainan di ba.
I agree, exciting talaga ang Church Procession. Ako inaabangan ko talaga kung sino ang hindi maglalakad. hahaha. Puwede ring kung sino ang matatalisod. Amazing talaga ang church procession sa weddings, kasi nga todo effort ang lahat para gumanda at pumogi. So abangan natin ang mga taga-Gapan na malamang ay nagpakulot na at nagpa-tina. Ang mga taga-Pulilan na kung hindi nag-ahit ay nag-tina ng bigote. At ang mga taga-Santan na siguradong over-dressed. Pero sabagay, OK lang na exag ang damit. At least ngayon di na ko puwedeng humirit ng "Ano yang suot mo? saan ka pupunta? sa Kasal?!". E sa kasal naman pupunta. Excited na ang PB Blog para parangalan ang mga best japorms at syempre ang okrayan.
Iiyak kaya si Tito Jim? O matutuwa?
Iiyak kaya si Tita Vangie?
Masaya kaya si Joshua, dahil sya na talaga ang magiging tagapagmana ng ErikaJoy Empire?
Magiging kamukha kaya ni Tiyong si Erap o si Paquito Diaz?
Alam na nating bongga ang damit ni Tiyang, pero bonggang blue? bonggang white? o kulay bonggang-villa?
May paki kaya si JE?
Ano kayang kulay ng damit ni Shiela?
Pustahan tayo maglalakad si Ashlie. Si Andrei, di ko sure hahaha.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tulog
- 65 Tulog na lang at Dec 25 na. Sobrang bilis talaga ng mga araw
- 3 Tulog na lang Evot-Charisse Wedding na
- 4 na Tulog na lang Bday na ni Carlo
- 11 na Tulog na lang Nov 1 na
- 12 na Tulog na lang Bday na ni MM
Sino pa po ba ang merong bday ng November?
- 3 Tulog na lang Evot-Charisse Wedding na
- 4 na Tulog na lang Bday na ni Carlo
- 11 na Tulog na lang Nov 1 na
- 12 na Tulog na lang Bday na ni MM
Sino pa po ba ang merong bday ng November?
Ramil alyas Lupit
MANILA, Philippines – Typhoon Ramil (international codename: Lupit) has weakened slightly as it continued to move towards Northern Luzon, the Philippine, Atmospheric, Geophysical, and Astronomical Services Administration (Pagasa) said Wednesday.
In its latest weather bulletin, Pagasa said Ramil was seen 600 kilometers east northeast of Aparri, Cagayan packing maximum sustained winds of up to 175 kilometers per hour near the center and gusts of up to 210 kph.
It is forecast to move westward at 15 kph, the state-run weather bureau said.
Signal number 2 remains over Batanes group of islands, Cagayan, Calayan Island, Babuyan Island, Kalinga, Apayao and Isabela.
Signal number 1 remains over Ilocos Norte, Ilocos Sur, Abra, Mt. Province, Benguet, La Union, Ifugao, N. Vizcaya, Quirino, Aurora, Northern Quezon and Polillo Island.
Residents living in low-lying areas and near mountain slopes are advised to take all necessary precautions against possible flashfloods and landslides while those living along coastal areas should stay alert for possible storm surges, Pagasa said.
Northern Luzon and the eastern section of Central Luzon will experience occasional to frequent rains with gusty winds ad coastal waters will be moderate to rough, Pagasa said.
Meanwhile, the rest of the country will have cloudy skies with scattered rainshowers and thunderstorms, it added.
By Thursday morning, Ramil is forecast to be 280 kms east- northeast of Aparri, Cagayan and at 70 kph east-northeast of Aparri, Cagayan by Friday morning. By Saturday morning, the typhoon is expected to be over the vicinity of Laoag city or 50 kms north of Vigan City, Pagasa said.
Aling School ang magaling sa Math?
RP MATH aces get 100%, near perfect scores in Aussie tilt
MANILA, Philippines—A sophomore student of St. Stephen’s High School in Sta. Cruz, Manila, got a perfect score while 13 other young Filipino numbers aces registered scores of over 99.7 percent in the tough 2009 Australian Mathematics Competition (AMC).
Julius Vincent Sy was one of only 20 students worldwide who scored 100 percent in this year’s AMC.
For his feat, Sy received a medal and a Peter O’ Halloran certificate during Tuesday’s AMC awarding ceremonies at Sofitel Philippine Plaza Hotel in Pasay City.
Sen. Alan Peter Cayetano and Dr. Peter Taylor, executive director of the Australian Mathematics Trust (AMT) which runs the AMC, were special guests.
The 13 other Filipino topnotchers in the AMC were Amiel Sy and Emiliano Tan from Philippine Science High School-Main, Justin Edric Yturzaeta from Jubilee Christian Academy, John Russell Virata from Gideon Academy, Alvin Uy Lim from Quezon City Science High School, and Seanne Ng, Adrian Sy, Czarina Lao and Audrey Lao from St. Jude Catholic School.
Lormes Pedeglorio from Butuan City Special Education Center, Miguel Lorenzo Ildesa from Paref-Westbridge School, Jake Gacuan from the University of the Philippines, and Aldric Cristobal Reyes from Chiang Kai Shek College.
Fifty-six other students also won top honors in the AMC, which was held simultaneously in August in Australia and 35-plus other countries worldwide, including the Philippines.
Administered in RP
More than 2,000 Filipino elementary and high school students took part in the AMC, which was administered in the Philippines by AMT representatives, Mathematics Trainers’ Guild-Philippines (MTG) and the Science Education Institute of the Department of Science and Technology.
“We at MTG are very proud of the latest achievements of our trainees. This goes to show that many Filipino students are really talented in Math,” said Dr. Simon Chua, MTG cofounder and president.
MTG wards
Most of the local contestants are MTG wards. Some of them will represent the country in the Philippine International Math Competitions scheduled for late November in Iloilo City. The first AMC, held in 1976, was limited to Australian students. Two years later, students from New Zealand were allowed to join the contest.
Since 2005, the competition has spread to more than 35 nations all over the world, including Hong Kong, Taiwan, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, India, Bulgaria, Germany, South Africa and the People’s Republic of China.
The contest paper consists of 30-multiple choice questions, which are ordered in increasing difficulty. Students are given 75 minutes to solve the problems which cover arithmetic, algebra, geometry and problem-solving.
MANILA, Philippines—A sophomore student of St. Stephen’s High School in Sta. Cruz, Manila, got a perfect score while 13 other young Filipino numbers aces registered scores of over 99.7 percent in the tough 2009 Australian Mathematics Competition (AMC).
Julius Vincent Sy was one of only 20 students worldwide who scored 100 percent in this year’s AMC.
For his feat, Sy received a medal and a Peter O’ Halloran certificate during Tuesday’s AMC awarding ceremonies at Sofitel Philippine Plaza Hotel in Pasay City.
Sen. Alan Peter Cayetano and Dr. Peter Taylor, executive director of the Australian Mathematics Trust (AMT) which runs the AMC, were special guests.
The 13 other Filipino topnotchers in the AMC were Amiel Sy and Emiliano Tan from Philippine Science High School-Main, Justin Edric Yturzaeta from Jubilee Christian Academy, John Russell Virata from Gideon Academy, Alvin Uy Lim from Quezon City Science High School, and Seanne Ng, Adrian Sy, Czarina Lao and Audrey Lao from St. Jude Catholic School.
Lormes Pedeglorio from Butuan City Special Education Center, Miguel Lorenzo Ildesa from Paref-Westbridge School, Jake Gacuan from the University of the Philippines, and Aldric Cristobal Reyes from Chiang Kai Shek College.
Fifty-six other students also won top honors in the AMC, which was held simultaneously in August in Australia and 35-plus other countries worldwide, including the Philippines.
Administered in RP
More than 2,000 Filipino elementary and high school students took part in the AMC, which was administered in the Philippines by AMT representatives, Mathematics Trainers’ Guild-Philippines (MTG) and the Science Education Institute of the Department of Science and Technology.
“We at MTG are very proud of the latest achievements of our trainees. This goes to show that many Filipino students are really talented in Math,” said Dr. Simon Chua, MTG cofounder and president.
MTG wards
Most of the local contestants are MTG wards. Some of them will represent the country in the Philippine International Math Competitions scheduled for late November in Iloilo City. The first AMC, held in 1976, was limited to Australian students. Two years later, students from New Zealand were allowed to join the contest.
Since 2005, the competition has spread to more than 35 nations all over the world, including Hong Kong, Taiwan, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, India, Bulgaria, Germany, South Africa and the People’s Republic of China.
The contest paper consists of 30-multiple choice questions, which are ordered in increasing difficulty. Students are given 75 minutes to solve the problems which cover arithmetic, algebra, geometry and problem-solving.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
JameandCharisse Wedding Site
Minsan, si Mommy ay inabot ng hatinggabi sa pagbabasa ng Wedding Site na ito. Aliw na aliw talaga siya, at hindi niya matigilan =). Kung gusto ninyong maaliw, why not try:
http://jamesandcharisse.weddingannouncer.com/
http://jamesandcharisse.weddingannouncer.com/
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Jokes from Tito One
********** *******
Panibagong sagot sa tanong na: "'musta lovelife?"
"Eto self supporting."
********** *******
Anak: Tay , totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?
Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak. naman, wala tayong yaya!
******** *******
Inday: Ate, kailangan daw ipa-EXTRAY ulo ni junior?
Mother: Loka, anong EXTRAY?
Inday: Ano pu ba talaga ati?
Mother: CT SKULL!! Bobo!
********* *******
Bahay ng mag-asawa pinasok ng killer....
Killer: Bago ko patayin lahat ng biktima ko ay kinikilala ko muna.
Ikaw Mrs, ano pangalan mo?
Mrs: Inday po.
Killer: Napakagandang pangalan, kapangalan mo nanay ko. Hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw mr, ano pangalan mo?
Mr: Ah Pedro po, pero my friends call me Inday.
********* *******
Teacher: Juan, give me colors that start with letter M, except maroon!
Juan: Hhmmm...
Maitim!
Mapute!
Maputla!
Madilaw!
Mukhang berde!
Mejo asul!
Mamink-mink!
********* *******
Mag-ama nakasakay sa barko habang bumabagyo...
Anak: Tay ! Nag-aalala po ako. Parang lulubog ang barko.
Tatay: Tanga! Ba't ka mag-aalala eh di naman atin ito!
********* *******
Isang binata naputulan ng parehong braso, pagdating sa ospital:
Binata: Doc gamutin nyo po ako, naputol parehong braso ko.
Doc: Mga anong oras ka ba naputulan?
Binata: Mga 10 oras na po.
Doc: 10?! Eh bakit ngayon ka lang pumunta dito?
Binata: HALLER! Mahirap kayang pumara ng jeep!!
********* *******
Nanay: Papauwi ka na ba? Asan ka na?
Anak: Andito po ako sa ospital...
Nanay (umiiyak): Ha? Ano nangyari sayo?!
Anak: Nay, nurse po ako, duty ako ngayon!
*******
A large signboard says: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY."
Nakita ng lasenggo... "So what?! Sino ba nagmamadali? "?
*******
Misis: Inday, napansin mo ba ang barong ni sir mo lagi na lang may lipstick?
Maid: Opo nga ma'am!Mukang niloloko na tayo ni sir ah?!?!
*******
Jr: Nay, nagloko ba si lolo noong buhay pa sya?
Mom: Pag namatay ako, tatangungin ko sya sa langit.
Jr: Eh kung nasa hell si lolo?
Mom: Tatay mo ang magtatanong!
********* *******
Son to dying father: Itay, ano po ang gusto nyo, magpalibing ba o magpa-cremate?
Ama:Ikaw na ang bahala, anak. I-surprise mo na lang ako.
****
Pacquiao: Honey, boksan mo na yun sweets.
Jinky: Nasan honey? Ang lambing mo naman. May pasalubong ka pa sa akin!
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng elaw. Ang dilim kaya!
****
Bisaya: Hulaan mo alaga kong hayop nagsimula sa liter I.
DJ: Isda?
Bisaya: Dili man!
Dj: Ibon?
Bisaya: Lapit na.
DJ: Ano nga, siret na!
Bisaya: IGOL.
********* ****
Erap disembarked from a PAL flight and was met by reporter who asked, "Sir, what do you think of the economy?"
Erap: I don't know. I was seated in the first class.
********* ****
Misis: Darling, akala ko ba, mahal mo ako...
Mister: Oo nga! Handa akong mamatay alang-alang sayo.
Misis: Sus! Puro ka naman satsat, hindi mo naman ginagawa!
****
Tony: Ikaw na naman? Tatlong beses mo na akong na-holdup ngayong taon, ah!
Holdaper: Ganu'n talaga brod. Inaalagaan ang good customer!
Panibagong sagot sa tanong na: "'musta lovelife?"
"Eto self supporting."
********** *******
Anak: Tay , totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?
Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak. naman, wala tayong yaya!
******** *******
Inday: Ate, kailangan daw ipa-EXTRAY ulo ni junior?
Mother: Loka, anong EXTRAY?
Inday: Ano pu ba talaga ati?
Mother: CT SKULL!! Bobo!
********* *******
Bahay ng mag-asawa pinasok ng killer....
Killer: Bago ko patayin lahat ng biktima ko ay kinikilala ko muna.
Ikaw Mrs, ano pangalan mo?
Mrs: Inday po.
Killer: Napakagandang pangalan, kapangalan mo nanay ko. Hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw mr, ano pangalan mo?
Mr: Ah Pedro po, pero my friends call me Inday.
********* *******
Teacher: Juan, give me colors that start with letter M, except maroon!
Juan: Hhmmm...
Maitim!
Mapute!
Maputla!
Madilaw!
Mukhang berde!
Mejo asul!
Mamink-mink!
********* *******
Mag-ama nakasakay sa barko habang bumabagyo...
Anak: Tay ! Nag-aalala po ako. Parang lulubog ang barko.
Tatay: Tanga! Ba't ka mag-aalala eh di naman atin ito!
********* *******
Isang binata naputulan ng parehong braso, pagdating sa ospital:
Binata: Doc gamutin nyo po ako, naputol parehong braso ko.
Doc: Mga anong oras ka ba naputulan?
Binata: Mga 10 oras na po.
Doc: 10?! Eh bakit ngayon ka lang pumunta dito?
Binata: HALLER! Mahirap kayang pumara ng jeep!!
********* *******
Nanay: Papauwi ka na ba? Asan ka na?
Anak: Andito po ako sa ospital...
Nanay (umiiyak): Ha? Ano nangyari sayo?!
Anak: Nay, nurse po ako, duty ako ngayon!
*******
A large signboard says: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY."
Nakita ng lasenggo... "So what?! Sino ba nagmamadali? "?
*******
Misis: Inday, napansin mo ba ang barong ni sir mo lagi na lang may lipstick?
Maid: Opo nga ma'am!Mukang niloloko na tayo ni sir ah?!?!
*******
Jr: Nay, nagloko ba si lolo noong buhay pa sya?
Mom: Pag namatay ako, tatangungin ko sya sa langit.
Jr: Eh kung nasa hell si lolo?
Mom: Tatay mo ang magtatanong!
********* *******
Son to dying father: Itay, ano po ang gusto nyo, magpalibing ba o magpa-cremate?
Ama:Ikaw na ang bahala, anak. I-surprise mo na lang ako.
****
Pacquiao: Honey, boksan mo na yun sweets.
Jinky: Nasan honey? Ang lambing mo naman. May pasalubong ka pa sa akin!
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng elaw. Ang dilim kaya!
****
Bisaya: Hulaan mo alaga kong hayop nagsimula sa liter I.
DJ: Isda?
Bisaya: Dili man!
Dj: Ibon?
Bisaya: Lapit na.
DJ: Ano nga, siret na!
Bisaya: IGOL.
********* ****
Erap disembarked from a PAL flight and was met by reporter who asked, "Sir, what do you think of the economy?"
Erap: I don't know. I was seated in the first class.
********* ****
Misis: Darling, akala ko ba, mahal mo ako...
Mister: Oo nga! Handa akong mamatay alang-alang sayo.
Misis: Sus! Puro ka naman satsat, hindi mo naman ginagawa!
****
Tony: Ikaw na naman? Tatlong beses mo na akong na-holdup ngayong taon, ah!
Holdaper: Ganu'n talaga brod. Inaalagaan ang good customer!
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