dianne: hi pb mag ce2lebrate n po c ian ng 1st bday nia d2 sa bulacan s may clubhaus, june 12 po un swimming party sna mkapunta kau lhat,.. ung pics po ng site ipa2 blog nlng po
more from dianne on Ian's 1st bday
Tito Ido, Clubhouse po ito sa Heritage Homes kung saan kami nakatira. Instead po n sa bahay namin i-celebrate ang b-day ni Ian ay sa clubhouse na lang para may swimming pool pa.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Happy Birthday Unyoy
Sana ay pagbutihin mo pa ang pagpapabuti sa mga talents mo - singing, guitar, drums, dancing, pag-aaral at sa babae.
Happy Birthday!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Pasukan
Excited na kayo sa pagpasok sa school? For some, it will be in 3 days, for some in 10 days. Paano malalaman kung malapit na ang pasukan sa school? Wala ng sale sa National Bookstore. At ang pila sa Cashier - grabe. Lalo na this weekend dahil nga sa sale. Traffic na rin dahil nag-uuwian na ang mga estudyante galing probinsya.
Eto rin ang panahon ng pamo-mroblema ng mga magulang dahil sa tuition fee. Konti daw ang schools na mag-tuition fee increase this year dahil sa krisis. Pero eto ang listahan ng mga schools na merong pinakamahal na tuition fees.
1. UA&P's: Tuition Fee is around 200,000php a year.
2. DLSU and CSB: 150,000 php per year.
3. Mapua IT: since quarterm sila. Around 132,000php per year.
4. Ateneo: Tuition fee is 120,000php per year.
5. Assumption College - is around 110,000php per year.
Cost per Unit of Top Metro Manila Colleges and Universities for incoming Freshmen (Annual Year 2008-2009)
1. University of Asia and the Pacific: 124,800.00
2. De La Salle University: 110,447.82
3. Ateneo de Manila University: 90,613.20
4. Assumption College: 84,315.00
5. Mapua Institute of Technology: 84,000.00
6. St. Scholastica's College: 75,072.00
7. San Beda College: 64,152.00
8. Miriam College: 62,412.00
9. Philippine Women's University: 59,616.00
10. Far Eastern University: 55,000.00
11. Colegio de San Juan de Letran: 50,440.00
12. University of the East: 47,840.00
13. University of Sto. Tomas: 45,061.80
14. St. Paul College (Quezon City): 44,256.00
15. AMA Computer University: 42,120.00
16. Lyceum of the Philippines: 37,800.00
17. Trinity University of Asia: 36,540.00
18. University of the Philippines: 36,000.00
19. San Sebastian College: 33,012.00
20. College of the Holy Spirit (Manila): 32,540.76
Source: Philippine Daily Inquirer
Eto rin ang panahon ng pamo-mroblema ng mga magulang dahil sa tuition fee. Konti daw ang schools na mag-tuition fee increase this year dahil sa krisis. Pero eto ang listahan ng mga schools na merong pinakamahal na tuition fees.
1. UA&P's: Tuition Fee is around 200,000php a year.
2. DLSU and CSB: 150,000 php per year.
3. Mapua IT: since quarterm sila. Around 132,000php per year.
4. Ateneo: Tuition fee is 120,000php per year.
5. Assumption College - is around 110,000php per year.
Cost per Unit of Top Metro Manila Colleges and Universities for incoming Freshmen (Annual Year 2008-2009)
1. University of Asia and the Pacific: 124,800.00
2. De La Salle University: 110,447.82
3. Ateneo de Manila University: 90,613.20
4. Assumption College: 84,315.00
5. Mapua Institute of Technology: 84,000.00
6. St. Scholastica's College: 75,072.00
7. San Beda College: 64,152.00
8. Miriam College: 62,412.00
9. Philippine Women's University: 59,616.00
10. Far Eastern University: 55,000.00
11. Colegio de San Juan de Letran: 50,440.00
12. University of the East: 47,840.00
13. University of Sto. Tomas: 45,061.80
14. St. Paul College (Quezon City): 44,256.00
15. AMA Computer University: 42,120.00
16. Lyceum of the Philippines: 37,800.00
17. Trinity University of Asia: 36,540.00
18. University of the Philippines: 36,000.00
19. San Sebastian College: 33,012.00
20. College of the Holy Spirit (Manila): 32,540.76
Source: Philippine Daily Inquirer
Friday, Traffic, Sale
Sale everywhere in the metro tomorrow, Friday. Expect traffic almost everywhere. SM has a sale in 8 metro branches, and so will Robinson's. Pati na rin Ayala Malls at Podium.
If you want to go shopping for the 3-day weekend sale at Midnight Madness, then Friday ang best. At based on feedback, Ayala Malls have the best sales - especially sa mga medium to high-end brands. Robinson's generally have good sales. SM is hit and miss. Meron silang stores on good sale - up to 70% - pero marami parang pinapalitan lang ang presyo.
Good Luck on shopping. And be ready for heavy, heavy traffic everywhere.
If you want to go shopping for the 3-day weekend sale at Midnight Madness, then Friday ang best. At based on feedback, Ayala Malls have the best sales - especially sa mga medium to high-end brands. Robinson's generally have good sales. SM is hit and miss. Meron silang stores on good sale - up to 70% - pero marami parang pinapalitan lang ang presyo.
Good Luck on shopping. And be ready for heavy, heavy traffic everywhere.
B
B...Cebu
Had a great time in Cebu. Naisip namin to skip Boracay this time, kasi ang daming tao dun at ang daming scandals recently. Cebu is a city, a beach, a wonderful place with wonderful people.
Here are Top 10 Things about the Cebu trip. Pics are in PB Summer Slide Show on the right.
1. Crown Regency Suites at Mactan island. We decided to stay at Mactan, kasi malapit sa beach. Tapos, we found this nice hotel na sobrang mura compared sa iba. We paid less than 3,000 pesos a night - for 4 people. Our hotel room had 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 2 TVs. Sobrang lapit sa swimming pool at sa restaurant. So everything you need. The breakfast buffet was also good. Medyo malayo lang sa city, pero di naman mahal ang sasakyan. So sulit na rin.
2. Butterfly Sanctuary. 1-hour away from the city, makikita ang first and one of the few butterfly sanctuary and museum sa buong Pilipinas. Pinakita sa amin ang most extensive at oldest butterfly collections. Pati na rin ang Ms. Universe ng mga paru-paro. Most amazing ay ang mga paintings ng may-ari. Di lang siya gawa sa watercolor or oil. Gawa siya sa mga nasirang pak-pak ng paru-paro! Astig.
3. Lechon Cebu. There is lechon but there is Lechon Cebu. Tulad ng nirekomenda ng mga friends namin from Cebu - we had to try CnT Lechon. Unbelievable taste! Di na kelangan ng sauce.
4. Su-To-Kil. Dito nagsimula ang mga paluto restaurants. Since very fresh ang mga seafoods, ang sarap ng pagkain. We had kilawin tanigue. We also had the freshest crabs at siyempre - Scallops na fresh na fresh.
5. Friendly People. Very accomodating and very hospitable people everywhere. We rented a "private chauffeur", para comfortable ang pamamasyal. At ang driver namin na si Ricky ay very efficient(laging on time) at really friendly. Mura pang maningil (syempre tinawaran namin). Pag asa Cebu at kelangan ng driver, puwede nyong i-text si Ricky: 0910-231-8657.
6. The Beach. We went to the Tambuli beach for lunch and the beach. Medyo mahal ang presyo so cannot recommend 100%. Pero the beach is fantastic - white sand & calm waters. The food at Tambuli was not good thoughat mahal pa, so please choose another beach resort.
7. History. You appreciate the country's history seeing the huge golden Lapu-Lapu statue. Nakakalungkot dito, ito pa lang ang napuntahan naming Lapu-Lapu monument. Kasi sobrang konti lang sa Pilipinas at isang monumento lang sa Luzon. Magellan's Cross is nice. The Sto. Nino Shrine is also majestic.
8. Taoist Temple. More on location kaya siya maganda. Asa taas kasi siya ng mountain area so kita mo view ng city.
9. Philippine Airlines. Our trip to and from Manila were on-time, OK one was 5 minutes late. Going back to Manila we only paid 1,200 per person, sobrang sulit.
10. Weather. Sobrang init. Pero kesa naman umulan at bumaha. Pag-gabi na, the best ang Cebu so we also enjoyed the nightlife - dining at Waterfront and then sa Fifties restaurant.
In summary, we had a great time in Cebu. Pag may extrang pera, consider Cebu.
Had a great time in Cebu. Naisip namin to skip Boracay this time, kasi ang daming tao dun at ang daming scandals recently. Cebu is a city, a beach, a wonderful place with wonderful people.
Here are Top 10 Things about the Cebu trip. Pics are in PB Summer Slide Show on the right.
1. Crown Regency Suites at Mactan island. We decided to stay at Mactan, kasi malapit sa beach. Tapos, we found this nice hotel na sobrang mura compared sa iba. We paid less than 3,000 pesos a night - for 4 people. Our hotel room had 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 2 TVs. Sobrang lapit sa swimming pool at sa restaurant. So everything you need. The breakfast buffet was also good. Medyo malayo lang sa city, pero di naman mahal ang sasakyan. So sulit na rin.
2. Butterfly Sanctuary. 1-hour away from the city, makikita ang first and one of the few butterfly sanctuary and museum sa buong Pilipinas. Pinakita sa amin ang most extensive at oldest butterfly collections. Pati na rin ang Ms. Universe ng mga paru-paro. Most amazing ay ang mga paintings ng may-ari. Di lang siya gawa sa watercolor or oil. Gawa siya sa mga nasirang pak-pak ng paru-paro! Astig.
3. Lechon Cebu. There is lechon but there is Lechon Cebu. Tulad ng nirekomenda ng mga friends namin from Cebu - we had to try CnT Lechon. Unbelievable taste! Di na kelangan ng sauce.
4. Su-To-Kil. Dito nagsimula ang mga paluto restaurants. Since very fresh ang mga seafoods, ang sarap ng pagkain. We had kilawin tanigue. We also had the freshest crabs at siyempre - Scallops na fresh na fresh.
5. Friendly People. Very accomodating and very hospitable people everywhere. We rented a "private chauffeur", para comfortable ang pamamasyal. At ang driver namin na si Ricky ay very efficient(laging on time) at really friendly. Mura pang maningil (syempre tinawaran namin). Pag asa Cebu at kelangan ng driver, puwede nyong i-text si Ricky: 0910-231-8657.
6. The Beach. We went to the Tambuli beach for lunch and the beach. Medyo mahal ang presyo so cannot recommend 100%. Pero the beach is fantastic - white sand & calm waters. The food at Tambuli was not good thoughat mahal pa, so please choose another beach resort.
7. History. You appreciate the country's history seeing the huge golden Lapu-Lapu statue. Nakakalungkot dito, ito pa lang ang napuntahan naming Lapu-Lapu monument. Kasi sobrang konti lang sa Pilipinas at isang monumento lang sa Luzon. Magellan's Cross is nice. The Sto. Nino Shrine is also majestic.
8. Taoist Temple. More on location kaya siya maganda. Asa taas kasi siya ng mountain area so kita mo view ng city.
9. Philippine Airlines. Our trip to and from Manila were on-time, OK one was 5 minutes late. Going back to Manila we only paid 1,200 per person, sobrang sulit.
10. Weather. Sobrang init. Pero kesa naman umulan at bumaha. Pag-gabi na, the best ang Cebu so we also enjoyed the nightlife - dining at Waterfront and then sa Fifties restaurant.
In summary, we had a great time in Cebu. Pag may extrang pera, consider Cebu.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Studio Apartments for rent
Kamakailan, nabisita naman ang napakagandang studio apartments for rent sa Loma, Laguna. Ang Loma ay nasa pagitan ng Binan at Santa Rosa. Malapit ito sa Industrial Park ng Santa Rosa.
Maraming apartments sa lugar, pero kakaiba itong studio apartments na ito. Bagong bago kasi, at maganda ang kulay. Tapos 2 floors pa siya. Di nga nakakagulat na meron na palang mga nakatira sa apartments, maski soft opening pa lang.
Ang mga pictures ay makikita nyo dun sa bandang kanan. Dahil nga bagong-bago makikita nyo na binusisi talaga ang paggawa. Sa loob ng mga studio apartments, maaliwalas ang lugar na puwedeng gawing sala, bedroom, o kitchen. Meron din siempreng bathroom. At ang maganda pa, meron ding room para sa paglalaba.
Sa labas naman, maayos na naka-landscape ang garden sa hallway. (makikita nyo sa picture).
At ang maganda rito, maski bagong-bago at landscaped ang garden, sobrang mura ng monthly rental fee - 2,500 lang!!! Sulit na sulit.
Kung interesado o kung may kakilalang interesado, manyaring tawagan ang mga numero sa ibaba. Puwede nyong hanapin si Edith Sumajit o kaya si Josephine Domingo. Puwede ring mag-comment dito sa blog, at iwan ang email address or cellphone.
0918-934-1534
0917-577-6246
or (02) 801-6571
Maraming apartments sa lugar, pero kakaiba itong studio apartments na ito. Bagong bago kasi, at maganda ang kulay. Tapos 2 floors pa siya. Di nga nakakagulat na meron na palang mga nakatira sa apartments, maski soft opening pa lang.
Ang mga pictures ay makikita nyo dun sa bandang kanan. Dahil nga bagong-bago makikita nyo na binusisi talaga ang paggawa. Sa loob ng mga studio apartments, maaliwalas ang lugar na puwedeng gawing sala, bedroom, o kitchen. Meron din siempreng bathroom. At ang maganda pa, meron ding room para sa paglalaba.
Sa labas naman, maayos na naka-landscape ang garden sa hallway. (makikita nyo sa picture).
At ang maganda rito, maski bagong-bago at landscaped ang garden, sobrang mura ng monthly rental fee - 2,500 lang!!! Sulit na sulit.
Kung interesado o kung may kakilalang interesado, manyaring tawagan ang mga numero sa ibaba. Puwede nyong hanapin si Edith Sumajit o kaya si Josephine Domingo. Puwede ring mag-comment dito sa blog, at iwan ang email address or cellphone.
0918-934-1534
0917-577-6246
or (02) 801-6571
Congratulations Kevin!
Nag-text si Kevin to confirm na na-fulfill na nya ang requirements nya sa school. Yehey! Ang official graduation nya sa December, pero malamang mag-re-review na siya para sa board exams.
So Kevin, ano ang pinagkakaabalahan ng mga recent graduates? Kriza, Ayka?
So Kevin, ano ang pinagkakaabalahan ng mga recent graduates? Kriza, Ayka?
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Paano maging milyonaryo sa malinis na paraan
Lotto
Di na naman pala nakuha ang Lotto Jackpot na 116 Million Pesos. Malamang aabot yan ng 150 Million next time. Kinuwento ko na sa inyo dati ang mathematics ng Lotto at kung gaano kahirap talaga manalo parang 1-in-14 Million nga ata di ba.
Boksingero?
Sabi ni Bob Arum (promoter ni Pacman), pag si Cotto kalaban niya sa October, sisiw lang ang $4Million na kikitahin sa TV pa lang iyon ha, di pa kasama dun ang mismong bayad sa laban! Tita Eyan, turun na na nating mag-boxing si Anton simula next year. Sayang e.
Imbestigador?
Remember the P1-M “reward” money Sharon Cuneta put up last year for whoever could produce “hard evidence” (pictures, etc.) that her husband, Sen. Francis “Kiko” Pangilinan, has a mistress?
Sharon Cuneta is even willing to raise the amount to — hold your breath — P10-M because she said she knows fully well, convinced beyond any doubt, that the rumor is the product of an evil mind’s wild imagination.
“In this age of the Internet and sophisticated cellphones,” said Sharon during a one-on-one with Funfare the other day after the press launch of her new album Children’s Rhymes and Lullabies (released by Sony Music), “how come nobody is producing any proof?”
The “old issue” was casually brought up during the one-on-one because Kiko has already announced his intention to run for vice president in the 2010 elections, again as an Independent like he did in 2007 when he ran for reelection.
Parang madali lang ito a.
Di na naman pala nakuha ang Lotto Jackpot na 116 Million Pesos. Malamang aabot yan ng 150 Million next time. Kinuwento ko na sa inyo dati ang mathematics ng Lotto at kung gaano kahirap talaga manalo parang 1-in-14 Million nga ata di ba.
Boksingero?
Sabi ni Bob Arum (promoter ni Pacman), pag si Cotto kalaban niya sa October, sisiw lang ang $4Million na kikitahin sa TV pa lang iyon ha, di pa kasama dun ang mismong bayad sa laban! Tita Eyan, turun na na nating mag-boxing si Anton simula next year. Sayang e.
Imbestigador?
Remember the P1-M “reward” money Sharon Cuneta put up last year for whoever could produce “hard evidence” (pictures, etc.) that her husband, Sen. Francis “Kiko” Pangilinan, has a mistress?
Sharon Cuneta is even willing to raise the amount to — hold your breath — P10-M because she said she knows fully well, convinced beyond any doubt, that the rumor is the product of an evil mind’s wild imagination.
“In this age of the Internet and sophisticated cellphones,” said Sharon during a one-on-one with Funfare the other day after the press launch of her new album Children’s Rhymes and Lullabies (released by Sony Music), “how come nobody is producing any proof?”
The “old issue” was casually brought up during the one-on-one because Kiko has already announced his intention to run for vice president in the 2010 elections, again as an Independent like he did in 2007 when he ran for reelection.
Parang madali lang ito a.
Charice
Lumabas na naman si Charice sa Oprah para kantahin ang first US single niya - Note to God. Ang composer nito ay si Dianne Warren at producer ay si David Foster. So astig na kombinasyon para maging hit single. Sila din kasi ang combinasyon para sa hits nila Whitney Houston, Celine Dion etc.
Tapos mag-guest ka pa sa Oprah para kantahin ang 1st single mo. Ayos!
Ang resulta...asa Top 5 na kaagad siya ng US iTunes Download. At siguradong papasok na ito sa Billboard Hot100 this week or next week.
Di talaga ako mahilig sa pop music. at medyo naaalibadbaran ako dito kay Charice - pag kumakanta laging dapat abutin ang pinakamataas - sakit sa tenga. Pero OK na rin at merong Pinoy na nakakapasok sa US charts at international scene.
Eto ang Top 10 as of 5/19.
1. Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
2. Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry
3. Fire Burning - Sean Kingston
4. Note to God - Charice
5. I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
6. Poker Face - Lady GaGa
7. New Divide - Linkin Park
8. Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
9. Sugar (feat. Wynter) - Flo Rida
10. Halo - Beyoncé
Tapos mag-guest ka pa sa Oprah para kantahin ang 1st single mo. Ayos!
Ang resulta...asa Top 5 na kaagad siya ng US iTunes Download. At siguradong papasok na ito sa Billboard Hot100 this week or next week.
Di talaga ako mahilig sa pop music. at medyo naaalibadbaran ako dito kay Charice - pag kumakanta laging dapat abutin ang pinakamataas - sakit sa tenga. Pero OK na rin at merong Pinoy na nakakapasok sa US charts at international scene.
Eto ang Top 10 as of 5/19.
1. Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
2. Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry
3. Fire Burning - Sean Kingston
4. Note to God - Charice
5. I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
6. Poker Face - Lady GaGa
7. New Divide - Linkin Park
8. Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3
9. Sugar (feat. Wynter) - Flo Rida
10. Halo - Beyoncé
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Assorted from the web
TATAY: Bagsak ka na nman! Ba’t di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may honor.
ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.
TATAY: Bakit naman?
ANAK: Matalino tatay nun!
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True Story daw ito?
A 70-year old ‘lolo’ from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview.
The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him.
The Consul told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States.
“Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?” The grandson translated.
“Sabihin mo gusto kong makita yung mga anak ko doon.”
“He said he wants to see his children there.”
Fair enough, that’s what the lolo’s application indicated.
The Consul had another question. “Ask him why does he have to go there? Why can’t his children just come and visit him here?” The grandson translated this in Tagalog.
Lolo replied: “Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko.
Nakita na nila ang Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako mamatay.”
(Translation: “Tell him, my children were born here. They’ve seen the Philippines already. I just want to see America before I die.”)
The HEARTLESS Consul was unimpressed as he declared, devoid of any motion, that he was rejecting the visa application “because the applicant was unable to speak any word of English.”
“Reject daw yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo marunong mag-Ingles.”
The lolo was equally unimpressed. “Sabihin mo ito sa kanya at huwag na huwag mong papalitan ang sasabihin ko: “&#^$*$%(&* niya, bakit siya nandidito eh hindi naman siya marunong mag-Tagalog!?”
Translated, “He said: You son of a @&$^^%*, how come you are here… you do not know how to speak in Tagalog!?”
Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul relented and approved lolo’s visa application in pronto.
go LoLo…mabuhay ang Pinoy!!!
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ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?
OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir..
ERAP: Really? Thank you..
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INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless?
ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema.
INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun?
ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address.
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SA RESTORAN…
CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba ‘tong binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas ‘to ah!
WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! Ang tsaa kasi lasang pintura!
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AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat all you can, don’t be shy, feel at home!
IN TAGALOG:
Kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
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Hari: Ano gusto mong parusa? ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet?
Pedro: Mas gugustuhin ko pong pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet.
Hari: Mga kawal! ilabas si Jolibee!
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Bobo: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A.
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali!
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!
Pare: O sige siret na!
Bobo: ANEST wehehe!!!
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Patient: Doc takot po ako sa bunot.
Dentist: Eto gamot, pampatapang ng loob.
Patient: (ininom ang gamot)
Dentist: Ano matapang ka na ba?
Patient: Oo doc! Langya pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!
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Prospective Employer to Applicant: “So why did you leave your previous job?”
Applicant: “The company relocated and they did not tell me where!”
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Misis: Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala niya ang limang anak namin.Radio Host: Ok, go ahead!
Misis: Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa iyo diyan!
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WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya “GO TO HELL”, kaya ito uwi agad ako.
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AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin mo!
INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili(may talent si Inday!!)
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Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That’s not true! My dad sez we a re descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!
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ANAK: Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.
TATAY: Bakit naman?
ANAK: Matalino tatay nun!
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True Story daw ito?
A 70-year old ‘lolo’ from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview.
The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him.
The Consul told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States.
“Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?” The grandson translated.
“Sabihin mo gusto kong makita yung mga anak ko doon.”
“He said he wants to see his children there.”
Fair enough, that’s what the lolo’s application indicated.
The Consul had another question. “Ask him why does he have to go there? Why can’t his children just come and visit him here?” The grandson translated this in Tagalog.
Lolo replied: “Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko.
Nakita na nila ang Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako mamatay.”
(Translation: “Tell him, my children were born here. They’ve seen the Philippines already. I just want to see America before I die.”)
The HEARTLESS Consul was unimpressed as he declared, devoid of any motion, that he was rejecting the visa application “because the applicant was unable to speak any word of English.”
“Reject daw yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo marunong mag-Ingles.”
The lolo was equally unimpressed. “Sabihin mo ito sa kanya at huwag na huwag mong papalitan ang sasabihin ko: “&#^$*$%(&* niya, bakit siya nandidito eh hindi naman siya marunong mag-Tagalog!?”
Translated, “He said: You son of a @&$^^%*, how come you are here… you do not know how to speak in Tagalog!?”
Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul relented and approved lolo’s visa application in pronto.
go LoLo…mabuhay ang Pinoy!!!
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ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?
OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir..
ERAP: Really? Thank you..
******************************************
INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless?
ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema.
INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun?
ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address.
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SA RESTORAN…
CUSTOMER: Waitress! Ano ba ‘tong binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas ‘to ah!
WAITRESS: Kung yan ay lasang gas, Kape yan! Ang tsaa kasi lasang pintura!
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AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat all you can, don’t be shy, feel at home!
IN TAGALOG:
Kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
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Hari: Ano gusto mong parusa? ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet?
Pedro: Mas gugustuhin ko pong pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet.
Hari: Mga kawal! ilabas si Jolibee!
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Bobo: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A.
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali!
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!
Pare: O sige siret na!
Bobo: ANEST wehehe!!!
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Patient: Doc takot po ako sa bunot.
Dentist: Eto gamot, pampatapang ng loob.
Patient: (ininom ang gamot)
Dentist: Ano matapang ka na ba?
Patient: Oo doc! Langya pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!
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Prospective Employer to Applicant: “So why did you leave your previous job?”
Applicant: “The company relocated and they did not tell me where!”
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Misis: Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala niya ang limang anak namin.Radio Host: Ok, go ahead!
Misis: Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa iyo diyan!
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WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya “GO TO HELL”, kaya ito uwi agad ako.
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AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin mo!
INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili(may talent si Inday!!)
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Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang
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Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That’s not true! My dad sez we a re descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!
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Pangalang Pinoy: Parental Guidance please
Nananadya naman talaga kasi ang ibang mga nanay at tatay. Alam na nga nila ang tunog, e ginagawa pa. Iyong 2 sa listahan, ka-opisina namin ni Evot! Tapos iyong 3 diyan, classmate ko nung college. Favorite ko ang #17 at 27 =).
Meron pa kayong alam?
1. Edgar Allan Pe
2. Jonathan Livingston Sy
3. Genghis Chan
4. Magic Chiongson
5. Chica Go
6. Benny Bilang
7. Anabelle Lat
8. Bulbulito Bayag-bag
9. May Regla
10. Jean Claude Andam
11. Lucky T. Tinio
12. Mary Christmas Aguinaldo
13. Halina Tayo
14. De Mayo Flores
15. Richie Bab Boyboy
16. Sanctus Espiritu
17. Philip P. Ines
18. Lulu Ang and Malou Ang
19. Inodoro Casillas Jr.
20. Fernando Pe Jr.
21. Ray Pinoco
22. Eva Manini
23. Dina Macuja
24. Dina Lego
25. Kim Arthur
26. Honeygirl Pulot-Pukyutan
27. Anne Bajo
28. Ely Pante
Meron pa kayong alam?
1. Edgar Allan Pe
2. Jonathan Livingston Sy
3. Genghis Chan
4. Magic Chiongson
5. Chica Go
6. Benny Bilang
7. Anabelle Lat
8. Bulbulito Bayag-bag
9. May Regla
10. Jean Claude Andam
11. Lucky T. Tinio
12. Mary Christmas Aguinaldo
13. Halina Tayo
14. De Mayo Flores
15. Richie Bab Boyboy
16. Sanctus Espiritu
17. Philip P. Ines
18. Lulu Ang and Malou Ang
19. Inodoro Casillas Jr.
20. Fernando Pe Jr.
21. Ray Pinoco
22. Eva Manini
23. Dina Macuja
24. Dina Lego
25. Kim Arthur
26. Honeygirl Pulot-Pukyutan
27. Anne Bajo
28. Ely Pante
Pinoy Signs Everywhere
"Welcome to the Philippines - - The Only Catholic Country in Asia!" and directly underneath that sign: BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
FOR SALE -U.S. GALLONS big…P6.00 small..P5.00
SLOW MEN AT WORK - PLDT sign
"Atty. Domino Carriedo" Notary Public (Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo)
Jeepney and Bus signs "Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off." "Full string to stop driver."
at 3 sari-sari store in bulacan WALANG PAUTANG LALO NA KAY BONGBONG!
at a school in q.c. NO CLASSES ALL-LEVELS INCLUDING ELEMENTARY, HIGH-SCHOOL AND COLLEGE
Nakasulat sa pader: MARUNONG KA BANG KUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
in a Baguio grocery: FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE
on a house beside an auto repair shop: NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE
signs at PHILCOA - NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED
office clinic in Sta. Cruz: A. MORGE. MD.
on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS
on a delivery truck: NOT FOR HERE
on window of a restaurant in Baguio: WANTED: BOY WAITRESS
on a street in San Juan: BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA EBAK RITO
grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN.
On a truck - KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO
at a construction site in Mandaluyong - ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG
at an eatery in Cebu: WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
FOR SALE -U.S. GALLONS big…P6.00 small..P5.00
SLOW MEN AT WORK - PLDT sign
"Atty. Domino Carriedo" Notary Public (Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo)
Jeepney and Bus signs "Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off." "Full string to stop driver."
at 3 sari-sari store in bulacan WALANG PAUTANG LALO NA KAY BONGBONG!
at a school in q.c. NO CLASSES ALL-LEVELS INCLUDING ELEMENTARY, HIGH-SCHOOL AND COLLEGE
Nakasulat sa pader: MARUNONG KA BANG KUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
in a Baguio grocery: FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE
on a house beside an auto repair shop: NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE
signs at PHILCOA - NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED
office clinic in Sta. Cruz: A. MORGE. MD.
on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS
on a delivery truck: NOT FOR HERE
on window of a restaurant in Baguio: WANTED: BOY WAITRESS
on a street in San Juan: BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA EBAK RITO
grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN.
On a truck - KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO
at a construction site in Mandaluyong - ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG
at an eatery in Cebu: WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!
Monday, May 18, 2009
Happy Birthday Kathleen
Si Kat ay all-around: - 1st honor sa school, magaling sa math at magaling pang singer. Sana huwag lang siyang sobrang mahiyaing pusa, at ng marami pa ang makakita ng mga talents nya.
Happy Birthday Kathleen!
Happy Birthday Carl
Maraming nagsasabi na si Carl ang pinakamabait na apo ni Lolipot. Minsan may sumpong, minsan tanghali magising pagpasok sa school. Pero agree, mabait nga talaga si Carl. At sana pag laki nya ay maging mabait pa lalo siya. At hindi matulad kay R_p-Ra_. Haha
Happy Birthday Carl.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
PB Balita Express
- OK na naman daw si Ditse. Matapos nyang magtagal sa hospital ng 4 days, nakalabas na siya nung Friday. At almost back to old form na rin.
- Si Sr. Vicky naman ay nakabalik na galing Rome nung Wednesday. Sosyal.
- The Domingo clan is in Baguio, request ni Carla ito e =). For sure, you will see pictures here very soon.
- Kevin, wala bang balita sa iyo? =).
- Si Sr. Vicky naman ay nakabalik na galing Rome nung Wednesday. Sosyal.
- The Domingo clan is in Baguio, request ni Carla ito e =). For sure, you will see pictures here very soon.
- Kevin, wala bang balita sa iyo? =).
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Kaliwete
7-10 percent pala ng mga adults ang left-handed o kaliwete. Saka mas marami palang lalaki ang left-handed kesa sa mga babae.
Nung unang panahon, persecuted ang mga kaliwete, dahil nga sa paniniwalang ang kanan ang tama at ang kaliwa ay para sa demonyo. Siguro din kaya konti lang ang lumaking kaliwete, kasi nga pinilit nilang maging right-handed, para hindi alaskahin ng mga tao. Ang persecution (pang-aapi) ay laganap sa buong mundo - Europe, Americas at lalo na sa Asia.
Nung nakaraang 10 taon, mas dumarami na ang mga left-handed. Actually, sa ibang bansa meron ng mga tindahan para sa mga kaliwete. Example: Notebook na di spring. Kasi imaginin nyo na lang kung kaliwete ka e di gasgas ang kamay dahil nakakatang sa spring. O kaya naman sa mga mugs - pag kaliwa ginamit mo, di na makikita ang design.
Alam naman natin ang mga successful left-handed people:
Bill Clinton at si current Pres. Barack Obama
si Bart Simpson =)
Kurt Cobain, Phil Collins
Tom Cruise, Julia Roberts
at si Paeng Nepomuceno
Nag-uusap nga kami ni Ayo kung sino ba sa PB ang kaliwete?
Tito Jim
Tito Egay
Kevin
Tita Eyan (parang puwede kaliwa, puwede kanan mag-drawing ata)
Alex (di ko alam ito a)
Meron pa kong nakalimutan?
Nung unang panahon, persecuted ang mga kaliwete, dahil nga sa paniniwalang ang kanan ang tama at ang kaliwa ay para sa demonyo. Siguro din kaya konti lang ang lumaking kaliwete, kasi nga pinilit nilang maging right-handed, para hindi alaskahin ng mga tao. Ang persecution (pang-aapi) ay laganap sa buong mundo - Europe, Americas at lalo na sa Asia.
Nung nakaraang 10 taon, mas dumarami na ang mga left-handed. Actually, sa ibang bansa meron ng mga tindahan para sa mga kaliwete. Example: Notebook na di spring. Kasi imaginin nyo na lang kung kaliwete ka e di gasgas ang kamay dahil nakakatang sa spring. O kaya naman sa mga mugs - pag kaliwa ginamit mo, di na makikita ang design.
Alam naman natin ang mga successful left-handed people:
Bill Clinton at si current Pres. Barack Obama
si Bart Simpson =)
Kurt Cobain, Phil Collins
Tom Cruise, Julia Roberts
at si Paeng Nepomuceno
Nag-uusap nga kami ni Ayo kung sino ba sa PB ang kaliwete?
Tito Jim
Tito Egay
Kevin
Tita Eyan (parang puwede kaliwa, puwede kanan mag-drawing ata)
Alex (di ko alam ito a)
Meron pa kong nakalimutan?
Friday, May 15, 2009
Starstruck
Di ko pala nakuwento na nakita ko si John Lloyd sa GB2. Kumain kami sa Masas, tapos kasama nya ata mga manager nya at mga kaibigan nun. Office day yun e lunch time. Kakatawa, talagang naka-shades pa siya, cap at jacket na tinatago ang mukha nya. Akala ata nya pagkakaguluhan sya ng Makati Lunch Crowd. Diyos ko die!
Si Maricel Soriano naman kita namin sa Nu-Vo, GB 2 din. Kasama nya iyong anak nya at 2 pang taong di ko kilala. Pero siya astig, kasi sa labas talaga siya kumakain. Lunch din yon e. Sobrang daming dumadaan, ang daming tumitingin pero alam naman niyang behaved ang Makati GB crowd hehe.
Pero nung minsa na-starstruck ako kay Jett Pangan! Haha. iyong vocalist ng The Dawn. Nag-yosi kasi ako sa may balcony ng Shangri-la. Tapos lumapit siya at nakisindi. Nahulog ko talaga ang lighter sa gulat hehe.
Si Ryan Agoncillo, madalas namin makita dati. Siya kasi ang may-ari ng 6 Underground sa Palanca (Makati din). Kaso, nabubuwisit kami sa kanya dahil pinabagsak niya ang paboritong bar namin.
Ang pinakamagandang nakita namin si Mylene Dizon. Grabe kakaiba talaga, saka mapapatingin ka sa kanya.
Si Maricel Soriano naman kita namin sa Nu-Vo, GB 2 din. Kasama nya iyong anak nya at 2 pang taong di ko kilala. Pero siya astig, kasi sa labas talaga siya kumakain. Lunch din yon e. Sobrang daming dumadaan, ang daming tumitingin pero alam naman niyang behaved ang Makati GB crowd hehe.
Pero nung minsa na-starstruck ako kay Jett Pangan! Haha. iyong vocalist ng The Dawn. Nag-yosi kasi ako sa may balcony ng Shangri-la. Tapos lumapit siya at nakisindi. Nahulog ko talaga ang lighter sa gulat hehe.
Si Ryan Agoncillo, madalas namin makita dati. Siya kasi ang may-ari ng 6 Underground sa Palanca (Makati din). Kaso, nabubuwisit kami sa kanya dahil pinabagsak niya ang paboritong bar namin.
Ang pinakamagandang nakita namin si Mylene Dizon. Grabe kakaiba talaga, saka mapapatingin ka sa kanya.
Mesa
Last night, kumain kami sa Mesa - Filipino Moderne restaurant sa Greenbelt 5. Hmmmm. Since ang dami naming inorder, merong OK, pero maraming sablay.
The best ang Crisprichon - na ginawang parang peking duck served 2 ways. One was sauteed in chilli garlic. Iyong pangalawa, ginawa parang lumpia. Grabe sobra talagang sarap. Isa pang OK ang Ostrich Tenderloin - delicious at mura pa.
Pero iyong ibang mga food kasi e hindi OK. Sobrang greasy, at sobrang mahal =(. So could not recommend this restaurant. Maski na si Kiko Pangilinan ang may-ari at madalas si KC COncepcion kumain dito =).
The best ang Crisprichon - na ginawang parang peking duck served 2 ways. One was sauteed in chilli garlic. Iyong pangalawa, ginawa parang lumpia. Grabe sobra talagang sarap. Isa pang OK ang Ostrich Tenderloin - delicious at mura pa.
Pero iyong ibang mga food kasi e hindi OK. Sobrang greasy, at sobrang mahal =(. So could not recommend this restaurant. Maski na si Kiko Pangilinan ang may-ari at madalas si KC COncepcion kumain dito =).
Thursday, May 14, 2009
MOST POPULAR PB POSTS
We have surpassed the 16,000 mark on PB Blog visitors. yehey!
Ang tagal naman pala magpadala ng blogger ng Most Popular Posts sa PB. Finally eto na sila. Iyong iba obvious, iyong iba kakagulat. You may want to refresh your memories:
Top 3 Most Popular Posts for April
Boyfriend Girlfriend
Best in
HAPI BERTDI TITO IDO!!!
Top 3 Most Popular Posts for March
Graduation and Trip
Tribute to Tito Jorge
256
Top 3 Most Popular Posts for February
Una
Lesson for Today: SCIENCE
DAPAT ROMANTIK
Top 3 Most Popular Posts for January
1979
Recycle Series #3 - Cno Cya?
Sweet Sixteen
Ang tagal naman pala magpadala ng blogger ng Most Popular Posts sa PB. Finally eto na sila. Iyong iba obvious, iyong iba kakagulat. You may want to refresh your memories:
Top 3 Most Popular Posts for April
Boyfriend Girlfriend
Best in
HAPI BERTDI TITO IDO!!!
Top 3 Most Popular Posts for March
Graduation and Trip
Tribute to Tito Jorge
256
Top 3 Most Popular Posts for February
Una
Lesson for Today: SCIENCE
DAPAT ROMANTIK
Top 3 Most Popular Posts for January
1979
Recycle Series #3 - Cno Cya?
Sweet Sixteen
Left or Right?
For Evot and Chiarisse:
The wedding ring
In Western cultures a wedding ring is traditionally worn on the ring finger. This developed from the Roman "annulus pronubis" when the man gave a ring to the woman at the betrothal ceremony. According to tradition in some countries (derived from Roman belief), the wedding ring is worn on the left ring finger because the vein in the left ring finger, referred to as the vena amoris was believed to be directly connected to the heart, a symbol of love.
Blessing the wedding ring and putting it on the bride's finger dates from the 11th century. In medieval Europe, the Christian wedding ceremony placed the ring in sequence on the index, middle, and ring fingers of the left hand, representing the trinity — God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit respectively. The ring was then left on the ring finger. In a few European countries, the ring is worn on the left hand prior to marriage, then transferred to the right during the ceremony. For example, a Greek Orthodox bride wears the ring on the left hand prior to the ceremony, then moves it to the right hand after the wedding. In England, the 1549 Prayer Book declared "the ring shall be placed on the left hand". By the 17th and 18th centuries the ring could be found on any finger after the ceremony - even on the thumb.
In Norway, Russia, Bulgaria, Poland, Austria, Germany, Denmark, Latvia, some countries of former Yugoslavia and in Spain (except in Catalonia) the wedding ring is worn on the ring finger of the right hand. In the Netherlands, Protestants traditionally wear their engagement ring on the ring finger of the left hand, and their wedding ring on the ring finger the right hand (a practice which is also widespread in Germany), whereas Roman Catholics do the opposite. In the Dutch-speaking part of Belgium, the wedding ring on the ring finger of the left hand is traditional among Roman Catholics living in the provinces of West Flanders and East Flanders and in part of Limburg, but not elsewhere.
In the Jewish wedding ceremony, the groom places the ring on the bride's index finger, and not ring finger; the ring is usually moved to the ring finger after the ceremony.
In the Indian tradition, the left hand is considered inauspicious. Hence the wedding ring is worn on the right hand. However, despite tradition, some wear the ring on the left hand, matching cultural practice in some western countries.
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Depende sa inyo. Kung may kalyo sa kaliwa, e di sa kanan. Kung may sugat sa kanan e di sa kaliwa. In summary, malaking kalokohan ang pagpapakasal - nagdudulot pa ng mabigat na problema kung saan susuot ang singsing. Kung di kayo magpapakasal wala sanang ganyang problema. hahaha
The wedding ring
In Western cultures a wedding ring is traditionally worn on the ring finger. This developed from the Roman "annulus pronubis" when the man gave a ring to the woman at the betrothal ceremony. According to tradition in some countries (derived from Roman belief), the wedding ring is worn on the left ring finger because the vein in the left ring finger, referred to as the vena amoris was believed to be directly connected to the heart, a symbol of love.
Blessing the wedding ring and putting it on the bride's finger dates from the 11th century. In medieval Europe, the Christian wedding ceremony placed the ring in sequence on the index, middle, and ring fingers of the left hand, representing the trinity — God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit respectively. The ring was then left on the ring finger. In a few European countries, the ring is worn on the left hand prior to marriage, then transferred to the right during the ceremony. For example, a Greek Orthodox bride wears the ring on the left hand prior to the ceremony, then moves it to the right hand after the wedding. In England, the 1549 Prayer Book declared "the ring shall be placed on the left hand". By the 17th and 18th centuries the ring could be found on any finger after the ceremony - even on the thumb.
In Norway, Russia, Bulgaria, Poland, Austria, Germany, Denmark, Latvia, some countries of former Yugoslavia and in Spain (except in Catalonia) the wedding ring is worn on the ring finger of the right hand. In the Netherlands, Protestants traditionally wear their engagement ring on the ring finger of the left hand, and their wedding ring on the ring finger the right hand (a practice which is also widespread in Germany), whereas Roman Catholics do the opposite. In the Dutch-speaking part of Belgium, the wedding ring on the ring finger of the left hand is traditional among Roman Catholics living in the provinces of West Flanders and East Flanders and in part of Limburg, but not elsewhere.
In the Jewish wedding ceremony, the groom places the ring on the bride's index finger, and not ring finger; the ring is usually moved to the ring finger after the ceremony.
In the Indian tradition, the left hand is considered inauspicious. Hence the wedding ring is worn on the right hand. However, despite tradition, some wear the ring on the left hand, matching cultural practice in some western countries.
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Depende sa inyo. Kung may kalyo sa kaliwa, e di sa kanan. Kung may sugat sa kanan e di sa kaliwa. In summary, malaking kalokohan ang pagpapakasal - nagdudulot pa ng mabigat na problema kung saan susuot ang singsing. Kung di kayo magpapakasal wala sanang ganyang problema. hahaha
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Dami Trabaho
Kung meron gustong maging guest blogger - madali lang.
Sulat lang kayo maski na ano - tulad ni Kat, Ia, Rap, Tito Ayo, Tita Che, Tito Jorge. Pag may pics, good. Ipadala lang sa yahoo mail.
Enjoy!
Sulat lang kayo maski na ano - tulad ni Kat, Ia, Rap, Tito Ayo, Tita Che, Tito Jorge. Pag may pics, good. Ipadala lang sa yahoo mail.
Enjoy!
Monday, May 11, 2009
8 Secrets of the truly Rich
This is an excerpt from the book: "8 Secrets of the truly Rich"
I've met many Filipinos who have been programmed to be poor.
Their very self-definition shouts to the universe, "I'm poor and I'll always be poor." This twisted core identity, plus insane religious beliefs about money, are like invisible prison bars that keep many Filipinos locked in poverty.
My mission is to free you from that prison. For over 25 years, I've been working among the poor, living in their homes and helping them get out of poverty. I've found out that no matter how much money people receive, unless they change their inner program, nothing happens. They will indeed remain poor forever.
Friend, do you have a money problem?
Read carefully: 90 percent of your money problems are mind problems.People are not poor because they have no money. That's merely the result, not the cause of poverty. Filipinos are poor because of a lethal combination of three giant monsters of poverty.
First, we really don't want to be rich.
As shocking as this may sound, it's true. Externally, we seeem to want to be rich, but internally, we're deeply conflicted in our unconscious desires. Because our distorted core beliefs about ourselves, plus our crazy religious beliefs about money, chain us to the prison of poverty.
Second, we're finally stupid. (That's putting it mildly.)
We don't know how money works. And we don't know how money grows. So we lose whatever little we have. Because what we know about money comes from friends and relatives who don't have money themselves - and so, they teach us from their ignorance. And school never taught us how money worked, either, because teachers didn't know.
Third, we insist on walking, instead of riding, vehicle towards wealth.
To be continued...
I've met many Filipinos who have been programmed to be poor.
Their very self-definition shouts to the universe, "I'm poor and I'll always be poor." This twisted core identity, plus insane religious beliefs about money, are like invisible prison bars that keep many Filipinos locked in poverty.
My mission is to free you from that prison. For over 25 years, I've been working among the poor, living in their homes and helping them get out of poverty. I've found out that no matter how much money people receive, unless they change their inner program, nothing happens. They will indeed remain poor forever.
Friend, do you have a money problem?
Read carefully: 90 percent of your money problems are mind problems.People are not poor because they have no money. That's merely the result, not the cause of poverty. Filipinos are poor because of a lethal combination of three giant monsters of poverty.
First, we really don't want to be rich.
As shocking as this may sound, it's true. Externally, we seeem to want to be rich, but internally, we're deeply conflicted in our unconscious desires. Because our distorted core beliefs about ourselves, plus our crazy religious beliefs about money, chain us to the prison of poverty.
Second, we're finally stupid. (That's putting it mildly.)
We don't know how money works. And we don't know how money grows. So we lose whatever little we have. Because what we know about money comes from friends and relatives who don't have money themselves - and so, they teach us from their ignorance. And school never taught us how money worked, either, because teachers didn't know.
Third, we insist on walking, instead of riding, vehicle towards wealth.
To be continued...
Sunday, May 10, 2009
CANYON COVE
Pumunta kami sa Canyon Cove. Kasama namin ang pamilya ni Tito Egay, Tito Boyet at si Tita Eyan. Medyo malayo nga lang pero masaya naman ang biyahe kasi marami kami. 3 sasakyan kami. Pagdating namin sa lugar sobrang laki pala.
Nung nga nag check-in kami hiwa-hiwalay pa kasi ang dami nmin diba dpat 3 lang ang dapat sa room? So 4 ang room nmin. Inferness ang ganda nang room nmin may sala pa. Merong shower syempre pero may bathtub pa rin. 2 yung tv.
Dahil tanghali na kumain na muna kami. Ang kinain namin ay chicken, grilled tilapia, bulalo, at special okoy. Pagkatapos naming kumain namasyal muna kami bago magswimming sa beach at sa pool.
Tapos kumain kami ng merienda. Ang kinain namin ay spaghetti at pansit. Tapos nung gabi na kumain naman kami sa labas ng restaurant. Ang pagkain namin ay chicken, beef, at iba pa. Pagkatapos namin kuain nagjoke si kuya rap at si tito boyet.
Nung second day namin nagbreakfast kami ng corn beef, tapa, daing na bangus, at tocino. Tapos nag swimming na ulit kami pagkatapos kumain ng breakfast. Pero ang check out namin ay 12:00.
Nag check-out na kmi. Kumain kmi ng lunch. Ang kinain nmin ay bulalo, chicken, beef caldireta at iba pa. Tapos pumunta kami sa apartment namin sa loma kasama pa din sila. Kasi gusto nila makita yung apartment namin. Tapos pumunta na kmi sa southville para kuhanin yung cellphone ni Tita Rhoda na naiwan sa sapatos ni Tito Ayo. Tapos umuwi na kami.
Sana meron pang outing malapit na kasi ang school.
Bye!
Kathleen
(iyong pong mga pics, andun na sa kanan if you want to see. Thanks po.)
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
Binabati namin ang mga tanging ina ng PB:
Lola Nanay
Lola Tiyang
Lolipot
Lola Maam
Tita Bhogs
Tita Tetess
Tita Vangie
Tita Yet
Tita Helen
Ate Shiela
Tita Edet
Ate Karen
Tita Rhoda
Ate Diane
Tita Dang
Tita Carol
Tita Petite
Tita Eyan
Lola Nanay
Lola Tiyang
Lolipot
Lola Maam
Tita Bhogs
Tita Tetess
Tita Vangie
Tita Yet
Tita Helen
Ate Shiela
Tita Edet
Ate Karen
Tita Rhoda
Ate Diane
Tita Dang
Tita Carol
Tita Petite
Tita Eyan
Special Mother's Day Greeting
Dear, Mama
Thank you for everything. Wish you good health, more money para di ka na laging napapagod sa trabaho. I love you.
LOVE,
kathleen
Thank you for everything. Wish you good health, more money para di ka na laging napapagod sa trabaho. I love you.
LOVE,
kathleen
Friday, May 8, 2009
Biyaya ng Dagat
Dahil meron tayong more than 7,100 islands, marami talaga tayong yaman at biyaya na galing sa dagat. Ang pinakamaliit, ang pinakamalaki at ang mga natatanging yaman - mula sa dagat.
Pandaca Pygmaea - ang pinakamaliit na isda sa buong mundo na matatagpuan lamang sa Camarines Sur, dito sa Pilipinas. Inggit ang maraming bansa.
Tridacna Gigas - ang pinakamalaking shell sa buong mundo ay matatagpuan sa kalaliman ng dagat sa Mindanao. Parang naghahari sa laki - inggi silang lahat.
Astig na T-Shirt at Japorms na Rubber Shoes - katas ng Dagat na hindi matatagpuan saan pa man. Inggit kayo no? hahaha
Pandaca Pygmaea - ang pinakamaliit na isda sa buong mundo na matatagpuan lamang sa Camarines Sur, dito sa Pilipinas. Inggit ang maraming bansa.
Tridacna Gigas - ang pinakamalaking shell sa buong mundo ay matatagpuan sa kalaliman ng dagat sa Mindanao. Parang naghahari sa laki - inggi silang lahat.
Astig na T-Shirt at Japorms na Rubber Shoes - katas ng Dagat na hindi matatagpuan saan pa man. Inggit kayo no? hahaha
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Good Night from Kevin
"Don't pray for problems to go away, but rather the STRENGTH and COURAGE to overcome them".
Nytie Nyt!
Nytie Nyt!
Di Ko Naintindihan
- Ang tagal na ng Commercial ng Boysen, pero di ko pa rin na-gets. Iyong merong preso tapos nung huli napinturahan yung kamay nya? Ano ba ibig sabihin nun?
- Akala ko naman magpapadala ng pera o gift itong si Camae. Iyon pala picture. Pero, congratulations Camae, siya ang unang nakapagpa-picture with Tito Boyet. Congratulations for winning Starbucks!
- Akala ko naman magpapadala ng pera o gift itong si Camae. Iyon pala picture. Pero, congratulations Camae, siya ang unang nakapagpa-picture with Tito Boyet. Congratulations for winning Starbucks!
- Pati si Kathleen pinatulan ko =). (Love You Kathleen!)
na-realize ko lang na parang merong Signature Pose si Kathleen sa mga pics. Tignan nyo ang posing nya sa taas, at sa mga pics sa baba =)
Here are the instructions for the Kathleen Face
1) Look to your right at 45 degree angle
2) Itaas ang kaliwang kilay ng 0.5 inches
3) Mag-smile ng konti, pero lamang sa left side ng konti
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Trabaho
Pag mahirap ang buhay, marami ang kumakapit sa patalim. Maski na anong trabaho, pinapatos. Pero, meron bang trabaho na ayaw ninyong gawin? Mararangal na trabaho, syempre. Pero ayaw pa rin. eto sabi sa internet. Kayo, alin ang sa inyo?
1) Tagalinis ng Poso Negro - sabi sa Jessica Soho, meron talagang nag-dive sa loob para tanggalin ang bara. Inaaay.
2) Basurero - di ba?
3) Taga-turok ng Lethal Injection bago mag-silya elektrika
4) Elevator Operator - lalo na kung sa SM Sta. Rosa. Di ba 2 floors lang naman dun. Parang ang corny naman.
5) Foot Powder and Deodorant Tester - aamuyin mo kung effective ba? You like?
1) Tagalinis ng Poso Negro - sabi sa Jessica Soho, meron talagang nag-dive sa loob para tanggalin ang bara. Inaaay.
2) Basurero - di ba?
3) Taga-turok ng Lethal Injection bago mag-silya elektrika
4) Elevator Operator - lalo na kung sa SM Sta. Rosa. Di ba 2 floors lang naman dun. Parang ang corny naman.
5) Foot Powder and Deodorant Tester - aamuyin mo kung effective ba? You like?
6) Security Guard =)
7) Taga-linis sa Motel - hehe, parang kadiri
8) Taga-xerox
9) PR Man ni GMA - hehe. Parang di ka na mapupunta sa langit (kung meron man)
10) Taga-kuha ng ebak ng mga hayop sa zoo/farm
Ano pa?
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
@ialising what's in karuizawa?
Hello po Tito Ido. I saw your message on twitter. Karuizawa contains several loghouses na resthouse po. Karuizawa po kasi yung summer capital ng Japan, para pong Baguio. Nasa taas po sya ng bundok kaya po relatively mas malamig po sya kaysa sa normal places po sa Japan.
Yung mga resthouse po dito sa Karuizawa, mga bigtime na tao po sa Japan yung may ari. Usually po mga politicians tsaka po mga artista. Sobrang ganda po nung mga loghouses, tsaka po European style. Pangmayaman po talaga kasi rin po mahirap po pumunta dito, either by car lang po or shinkansen. Tapos po may trivia pa po na yung current emperor ng Japan tsaka po si Empress Michiko, first nagmeet sa tennis court po sa Karuizawa.
Tito Ido pwede mo po ipost ito sa blog. Isesend ko rin po yung photos.Yehey. Sana po naentertain po kayo sa kwento ko and sana po naanswer po yung question nyo.
Yung mga resthouse po dito sa Karuizawa, mga bigtime na tao po sa Japan yung may ari. Usually po mga politicians tsaka po mga artista. Sobrang ganda po nung mga loghouses, tsaka po European style. Pangmayaman po talaga kasi rin po mahirap po pumunta dito, either by car lang po or shinkansen. Tapos po may trivia pa po na yung current emperor ng Japan tsaka po si Empress Michiko, first nagmeet sa tennis court po sa Karuizawa.
Yung main na pinuntahan po namin, street po ng ibang ibang shops. Nagandahan po ako dito kasi po yung mga shops, para pong luma tsaka cozy, tapos po ang dami pa po nila. Nakabrick pa po yung pavement. Pinakamaganda ko pong description dito, para po silang twenty na (Cafe) Breton na pinagtabitabi. Hehe.Maliban po sa madaming bakeries at coffeeshops (btw may trivia po ako regarding bakeries, later) - marami po ditong tindahan ng damit na sobrang sobrang mura.
Ang normal price po ay 1500 yen. Ang mura po na damit ay nasa 600 yen. Pero po dito may mga damit na 350 yen. Haha.May mga special stores po dito katulad ng isang sikat na restaurant ng homemade sausage.
Tapos po may special store ng honey na yung may ari daw po palagi pong nafeafeature sa TV kasi po parang professional na nagaalaga po ng bee siya. May picture po ako kasama nya. Yung mga artista daw po pinupuntahan po sya sa bee farm nya para po magpapicture. Naalala ko pala po may magaling po sya na ginawa - kumuha po sya ng isang maliit na bee, pinakagat nya po sa noo nya. Namatay po yung bee, tinapon po nya, pero po may naiwan na honeysa noo nya. Meron pong shop ng super super sarap na fresh caramel. Yung may ari daw po nun ang pinangbayad nya po sa house rental yung kinikita po sa caramel lang (para pong Rodick's story).
Tapos meron pong photo studio na nakaVictorian na damit po yung mga tao, ang galing.
Babalik po ako sa bakeries. May isa pa po kaming pinuntahan na significant kasi po yun po yung favorite na bakery ni John Lennon sa Karuizawa. In fact, Karuizawa po ang favorite place ni John Lennon sa Japan, and madalas daw po sya dun. May picture rin po ako nung bakery. 〓
Pumunta pala po kami sa Karuizawa by car. May kasama po akong dalawang tita na pinsan naman po ni nanay, tsaka po yung anak po nung isa sa mga tita ko po. Nasa Gunma po kasi sila, na malapit po sa Karuizawa, tsaka po meron po silang kotse kaya po medyo madali. Nung naisip ko po na gusto ko pong bumalik sa Karuizawa, tiningnan ko po yung shinkansen fare galing Tokyo- 5000 yen po nang one-way. Ang mahal po masyado. 〓
Isa pa pala po - pumunta po ako sa Gunma kasi po bakasyon po kami ngayon. Golden Week po ngayon - series po ng Japanese holidays (Green Holiday, Children's Day, etc) hanggang Wednesday po. Yung mga kaklase ko po mostly sa Yokohama po pumunta.All in all (in nihonggo translated: "Zen bu de") Karuizawa po yung nicest place na napuntahan ko po sa Japan. Hindi naman po sya yung klase ng lugar na culture/history-laden (na maganda rin po) pero siya po yung klaseng lugar na maganda po yung pakiramdam mo kapag po naglalakad ka po dito.
Tito Ido pwede mo po ipost ito sa blog. Isesend ko rin po yung photos.Yehey. Sana po naentertain po kayo sa kwento ko and sana po naanswer po yung question nyo.
-Ia
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