SABADO DE GLORIA JOKES

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TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya mababastos?SAGOT: ’Uhm, excuse me, miss…Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?’

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Nanay: Ano ‘tong malaking zero sa test paper mo?Anak : Hindi po ‘yan zero, ‘Nay. Naubusan lang ng star ang teacher ko kaya binigyan niya ako ng moon! Moon lang ‘yan, ‘Nay, promise!

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Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. .. I LOVE YOU!

Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI!

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Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh… Lumalaban!!

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BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello… may tao po ba sa Room 168?
Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?
Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!

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Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko…
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?Juan: Baraha.

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At eto naman ang koleksyon ng mga excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.

1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. (Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?)

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. (Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka…Baka may rabies…)

3. Dear School : Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31.32, and also 33. ( Aba grabe to. Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko kung ganon. Hahaha!)

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. (Ano daw???? )

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. (Hanapin natin!)

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. (Bwehehehe..-. la ako masabi… Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya. Hahaha!!!)

7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. (Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!)

8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. (Aah…..eh.-…i…..-ow….u..-..)

9. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. (So transsexual pala si Irving ?)

10. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. ( Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!)

11. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. (Ano bang tinuturo sa eskuwelahang ito?!?!.)

12. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. (Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon. Hahaha!)

13. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. (Hahaha, telenovela..-. bow. Makuwento siya ha…)

14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. (Winner to!!!!!!!!!! Ang galing!!!! Puwede rin kaya sa office ito?)

Walang Trapik

Tama nga si Benjie Paras - mag-drive ka nga ng pabalik-balik sa EDSA pag Biyernes Santo dahil sobrang bilis. Nakuha ko ang Laguna-Quezon City sa loob ng 50 minutes. Kung di lang sana isang lane ang Southbound ng Cubao, mas mabilis pa siguro.

Sarado ang mga restaurants. Sarado ang mga malls. Sarado ang sinehan. Ang bukas? Mga Gasolinahan. Kaya full-packed ang Shell at Petron, walang maparadahan. Maski ang Pancake House at lalo na ang Starbucks punung-puno ng tao.

Di ko nga malaman kung 1) on the way ba sila sa outing o sa mga probinsya nila? o 2) dun sila tumatambay dahil sa init sa bahay o 3) dun talaga sila manananghalian.

Napaisip nga ako, mas relihiyoso ba ang mga taga-North kesa taga-South? Kasi sa Quezon Ave kanina, me nadaanan akong nagpapasan ng krus. At marami talaga ang nag-pe-penitensiya. Tapos tuloy pa rin ang pakuan sa krus sa Pampanga at pabasa sa Bulacan. Sa Cavite at Laguna, marami ang nag-to-tongits.

Poker Updates

Happy Birthday




Round 7:
Winner: Par
2nd Place: Ayo
Last Place: Tita Dang


Round 6:
Winner: Tito Ayo
2ndPlace: Tito Par
Last PLace: Tito Ido tied with Evot

Round 5:
Winner: Evot
2nd Place: Tito Jorge
Last Place: Tito Egay

Round 4:
Winner: Tito Jorge
2nd Place: Ido
Last Place: Par

Round 3:
Winner: Tito Egay
2nd Place: Ayo
Last Place: Par

Round 2
Winner: Evot
2nd Place: Ido
Last Place: Tiyong

Round 1
Winner: Tito Ido.
2nd Place: Par
Last Place: Tiyong tied with Tito Egay

Happy Birthday AJ

Ito ang wishes at greetings ng PB for you:

From Tito Egay: Happy Birthday on your graduation.

From Kuya Evot: Congratulations and Happy Birthday!

From Lolo Tiyong: maligayang kaarawan at sana marami pang kaarawan ang dumating sa inyo.

From Tito Jorge: May you have a joyful birthday this April, April Joy.

From Tita Dang: More dances to come.

From Tito Ayo: Happy Birthday inaanak.

From Tito Par: Same to you.

From Tito Ido: Happy Birthday to.... youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

From Kuya Carlo: Happy Birthday AJ. Wish you luck.

From Denniel: Happy Birthday. God Bless and Good Health.

From Tita Eyan: Happy Birthday AJ.

Ang Holy Week sa Pagtakbo ng Panahon

Iba na ang panahon ngayon siyempre. Pero para sa mga lumaki sa compound, iba ang holy week kumpara sa ibang tao.

Dati sa compound, marami talagang bawal kapag Holy Week. Let's count the ways:
- Bawal maglaro at makipaglaro
- Bawal manuod ng TV unless Moses, Ten Commandments at the Bible
- Bawal maligo (pag Friday)
- Bawal maggupit ng kuko
- Bawal kumain ng manok, baboy, at baka
- Bawal hindi magsimba para: Washing of the Feet (Thu), 7 Last Words (Fri), Easter Vigil (Sat), Salubong (Sunday), and Easter Mass (Sunday)
- Bawal mag-aral (haha, totoo ito!)

Sana lang bawal din maghugas ng pinggan at maglinis ng kuwarto. haha. Hmmm, bawal din kayang magtsismisan nun? (parang hindi ata).

Natutunan ko nga lang na marami palang kumakain sa labas pag Thu or Fri nung 2006! Nagpunta kami nila Tita Edith sa Tagaytay after ata sa Kamay ni Hesus - and wow, sobrang traffic at ang hirap kumuha ng table. Napaisip nga ako nun e. Ganun ba talaga dahil 2006 na, at makabago na ang panahon o ganun talaga ang ibang tao?

Looking back, di naman ako umaangal. Marami pa rin namang magagawa maski maraming bawal. At isa pa marami ka ring matutunan - pagkamasunurin, disiplina, at pagtanggap na meron kang kayang gawin at hindi kayang gawin.

POKER PARTY

Please mark your calendars. 1st PB Poker Party on 4/9 Thu. 11:30AM.

Southville, Binan Laguna

Nothing but Poker. And Coffee and food. Wala raw sasaway.

Food: by Lolipot and Lola Maam
Coffee: by Tito Ido

Sana pumunta ang 12 na sumagot hehe, or 6-8 para may quorum. Just bring money =).

Tito Jorge, I can also discuss the proposal.

Cu.

Mark Your Calendars

Sobrang daming nangyayari sa PB...graduations, recognition, outing at...

Eto pafrom Tito Egay:

PB Bowling Summer Tour

17May. venue: Coronado Lanes, Starmall Crossing, EDSA

Remember to send pics of your Holy Week gigs.

Kriza's Graduation

Yes! Kriza's Graduation.



Natatawa ako kasi lahat na ng events ng PB e may picture sa banner o tarpaulin.







Ano ba Par, iyang salamin na nakasabit sa leeg nakakatanda yan sa picture. =).


Pareho silang tan sa picture.


The magic of retouch - the grad pic.


Sabagay sa tagal ng graduation ceremonies, nakakagutom talaga. Pero mamaya pa ang kainan