Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Pinoy Signs Everywhere

"Welcome to the Philippines - - The Only Catholic Country in Asia!" and directly underneath that sign: BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS

Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong

FOR SALE -U.S. GALLONS big…P6.00 small..P5.00

SLOW MEN AT WORK - PLDT sign

"Atty. Domino Carriedo" Notary Public (Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo)

Jeepney and Bus signs "Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off." "Full string to stop driver."

at 3 sari-sari store in bulacan WALANG PAUTANG LALO NA KAY BONGBONG!

at a school in q.c. NO CLASSES ALL-LEVELS INCLUDING ELEMENTARY, HIGH-SCHOOL AND COLLEGE

Nakasulat sa pader: MARUNONG KA BANG KUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

in a Baguio grocery: FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE

on a house beside an auto repair shop: NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE

signs at PHILCOA - NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED

office clinic in Sta. Cruz: A. MORGE. MD.

on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS

on a delivery truck: NOT FOR HERE

on window of a restaurant in Baguio: WANTED: BOY WAITRESS

on a street in San Juan: BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA EBAK RITO

grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN.

On a truck - KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO

at a construction site in Mandaluyong - ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG

at an eatery in Cebu: WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

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