Sunday, February 8, 2009

NOSE BLEED

Ultimate test kung malalalim ba ang Ingles mo. Siyempre huwag mag-dictionary at mag-internet ano. Iyong una merong sagot na. Good luck and enjoy!

1. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific.
ANS: twinkle twinkle little star.

2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

3. Surveillance should precede any vertical movement.

4. It is fruitless to become precipitately from departed lacteal fluid.

5. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

6. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.

7. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

8. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

9. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremitting ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

10. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

11. Where there are visible vapors having their prevalence in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

12. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

13. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles.

14. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.

15. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders him a hebetudinous fellow.

16. The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

madali lang ung #s 2, 6, 7,8,10,15 & 16 kuha ko in less than 5 min.

Ung iba d na kaya ng mathematics ko mandadaya sana ko kaso binantayan ako ha ha!

pero d pa ko sumusuko...

Anonymous said...

yehey alm ko na rin ang #11! hanggang dun n lang sirit na...

Anonymous said...

nakakasakit naman ng ulo ito!

Anonymous said...

3. Look before you lrap
4. Beauty is only skin deep
5. There's no use crying over spilt milk. Yung iba po next time naman. Sila naman sumagot.

Anonymous said...

Mali po pala. haha. ulit.

Anonymous said...

3. look before you leap
4. There's no use crying over spilt milk
5. Cleanliness is next to godliness

tama na po kaya?

Anonymous said...

11, Where there is smoke there is fire

Anonymous said...

7. It is hard to teach old dogs new tricks.

Anonymous said...

2. Birds of d same feather flock 2gether
6 The pen s mightier than d sword
8. Justice delayed s justice denied
10. Not all that glitter is gold
11. Where there s smoke there s fire
13. Too many cooks spoil d food
15. all work and no play makes "ido" a dull boy

EGAY said...

WARNING! This post can lead to Hypovolemic shock due to nosebleed.

Do not stare for more than 2 min.

Ingat lang po. he he he