NAME KO, GETZ MO?: Parental Guidance

Sobrang importante ng pangalan, lalo na sa negosyo. Dapat 'catchy' para may name recall. Pero, di naman problema yan sa mga Pinoy. Tayo pa, creative.

Nasa ibaba ang ilan daw sa mga totoong pangalan ng negosyo sa Pinas. Nakita nyo na ba sila?

1. A parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”.
2. A wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starduck”.
3. A fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: ‘”Violybee” (matagal na raw ito)
4. A small internet cafe opened among squatters named itself, “Cafe Pindot”
5. In Manila, there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”.
6. A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo”.
7. Bakery: “Bread Pit”.
8. A restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”.
9. A restaurant in Pasig named, “Johnnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Mrikina”.
10. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: “Lito Lapida”.
11. There’s a copy center in Sikatuna Village called, “Pakopya ni Edgar”.
12. A laundromat in our neighborhood sa may Sikatuna: “Star Wash: Attack of the Clothes”.
13. There’s an internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@”.
14. Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita”.
15. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “Gee Congee”.
16. Along Sucat road, a store selling feeds for chickens: “Robocock”.
17. Shoe repair in Marikina: “Dr. Shoe-Bago”.
18. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you”.
19. Petshop: “Petness First”
20. Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses”.
21. Taxicab: “Income Taxi”.
22. A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around”.
23. A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit”.
24. A shrimp store: “Hipon Coming Back”.
25. Aceiling installer: “Kisame Street”.
26. A car repair shop: “Bangga ka ‘day!"
27. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “Fish Be With You”.
28. A beauty salon: “Saudia Hairlines”.
29. A bakery in our village: “Anak Ng Tinapay”.
30. A resto along Mayon road in Manila: “May Lisa Eatery”.
31. Laundry: “Wash Your Problem”.
32. This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: “Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching”.
33. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “Pinoy Big Barber”.
34. A Resto: “The Last Supper”.
35. A goto resto: “Goto Ko Pa!”
36. My brother’s party needs business: “Balloon-Balloonan”.
37. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: “Lah-Fang”.
38. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by a woman named Dina: “Dina Fresh Chicken”.
39. A bakery: “Trimonay Bakeshop”.
40. A beauty parlor: “Hair Dot Comb”.

ITO ANG MGA EBIDENSYA:

Taxi na nag-pro-promote ng arithmetic:



Resturant sa Airport Road na nagpapahalaga sa Lutong Bahay (medyo niliitan natin)



Eto, malapit lang sa amin. Pasyal ko kayo minsan.